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Our household is undergoing some degree of obsessive-compulsive behavior this week. This post contrasts the mental imbalances that have appeared at home, and their various outward manifestations.

Current obsession

K: A new cat.

Matt: Hardware that functions.

Recent purchases:

K: Litter box, kitten food, jingly and crinkly cat toys, one of those grooming combs you stick on the wall.

Matt: Antec aluminum case, 6dB gain WiFi antenna

Objects of attention:

K: Cat breeder sites, Gmail (waiting impatiently for email from breeders)

Matt: Stupid-ass Vaio that bluescreens when he installs the goddamn Alps touchpad driver on XP, Google (hunting down any clue as to what’s going on)

Most frequently-used word, past 5 days:

K: Cat (and derivatives thereof)

Matt: Fuck (and derivatives thereof)

Places visited:

K: Cat show 100 miles south of town; breeder 15 miles north of town

Matt: Fry’s, Re-PC, massage therapist, breeder 15 miles north of town

Sample blog/LJ post from last week:

K: Kitty. Kitty! I like kitties. I especially like Bengals and pixie bobs. Kitties and kitties and oooh! Kitty! So cute! (yawns) I’m tired. Time to go to bed and dream about kitties. (Oh, and I have a new job.)

Matt: (didn’t blog)

Favorite football team

K: Bengals

Matt: Go Pats wooooooooooo